7 Fan-Made Dating Sims That Are So Weird, They Actually Exist

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From nose to toes, there are endless possibilities! All my 5 R belong to this! What I wouldn't give to get invited to an Asahina family Christmas party. It's a bizarre concept, criticizing a wrestler's hokey cartoon-y ness by invoking an even hokier form of storytelling.

Obviously, you play as the most sensible character choice from the film: Hannibal Chau, the impossibly eccentric black market organ dealer brought to life by the one and only Ron Perlman. Think you could do 50 sit-ups in three minutes if it meant going out on a date? Each playable character can be selected with the choice of a name and pronoun, letting the players date any monster they please. You play as a perverted guy with a can-do attitude.

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Effortlessly build your Sims the perfect home, choosing favorite designs and décor, with more detail than ever before on mobile. Party with friends, socialize around town, attend special events, and give Stickers to your favorite Sims. What stories will you tell? From nose to toes, there are endless possibilities! Then put together an unforgettable wardrobe when you team up with Izzy Fabulous in the Fashion Shop. Choose personality traits for each Sim, like Active or Musical, and add more as your Sims gain life experience. Effortlessly personalize home layouts and designs, selecting from a variety of furniture, appliances, decorations, and even themed collections. Then take your Sims out to discover awesome, customizable venues like a fashion studio, restaurant, and nightclub. Pick exciting careers like Fashion Designer and Doctor, and hobbies like Cooking and Guitar playing. Have friendly and romantic relationships with other Sims and take Risky Actions like trying for a kiss or inventing an experimental recipe. Start a family and create a path for future generations by passing down powerful Heirlooms. Join special daily events like Speed Dating in the Park or the Market Square Music Festival. There are endless ways to connect when you craft big and small moments for your Sims, and see where life takes them in The Sims Mobile! Some images shown may contain in-app purchases. This app: Requires a persistent Internet connection network fees may apply. Allows players to communicate via the in-game party chat feature. Contains direct links to the Internet and social networking sites intended for an audience over 13. The app uses Google Play Game Services. Help your Sims decide between useful benefits and hilarious consequences. At level 9, you can begin speeding up events with cupcakes. Finally, at level 16, check out the updated Heirlooms section of the Store, including the free Family Chest.

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